About KISS MY PLOT
He’s the villain. You know he’s the villain. You’re wearing the shirt anyway.
Chapter One: The Premise
KISS MY PLOT makes tees for readers who skip to the plot twist, forgive the antihero by chapter three and have never once regretted it. Dark romance deserves a wardrobe, and ours is soft enough to survive every reread.
Chapter Two: The Fabric
Our unisex tees are made from soft, breathable ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and double-stitched, so they keep their shape wash after wash. Unlike certain fictional men, they’re reliable.
Chapter Three: The Setting
Plotted in the EU. Printed in Europe. Shipped internationally, with tracking sent the moment your order leaves, so you can stalk your package all the way to your door.
Chapter Four: The Promise
We’re not here to change you, redeem him or make anything more reasonable. We’re here to make sure you look good while you root for the wrong guy.
Obsession guaranteed.